funny little convos.

me: pa, tmr i'm going school for rugby. need to wake up at 7 k?
dad: don't play rugby la.
me: cannot! i need to exercise already.
dad: later your bones all break.
me: won't la.
dad: unless you're insurred.
me: if i'm insurred, you'll willingly let me play rugby? (thinking about contact rugby)
dad: hmm, no.

me: (speechless)

---

mom: who's going for your friend's bday party?
me: alot i think.
mom: all teenagers, so dangerous. later kena kidnap how.
me: huh? kidnap? what?
mom: tsk. the parents leh?
me: yeah, her parents and relatives too of course la.
mom: oh. ok, can go.

me: (stunned)